"I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thankyou." - Dumbledore

"Our heads could do with filling

With some interesting stuff

For now they're bare and full of air

Dead flies and bits of fluff." - School song

"You've the whole summer ahead to get them nice and empty before next year starts." - Dumbledore

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though ... keep up with my news ... check I'm happy ..." - Harry

"I'm not going to be murdered," Harry said out loud.

"That's the spirit, dear," said his mirror sleepily.

"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through." - Fred and George

"Mad-Eye Moody, the aged ex-auror who retired from the Ministry when no longer able to tell the difference between a handshake and attempted murder." - Rita Skeeter

"'I want to fix that in my memory forever,' said Ron, his eyes closed and an uplifted expression on his face. 'Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...'" - Ron Weasley